People with herpes should wear stickers.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Floor bacon is actually really good
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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