She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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