You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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