it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
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You. Win. At. Life.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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