I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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