Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
This show inspires me to have sex in space
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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