i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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