She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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