just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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