i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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