is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
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