i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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