It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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