he shaved USA in his pubs
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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