I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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