counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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