im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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