i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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