butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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