porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
The adults are the big ones right?
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Randomize
