last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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