After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
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