No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I could fuck to npr.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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