Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Randomize
