sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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