I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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