Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
im six kinds of drunk right now
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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