Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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