I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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