I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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