She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
my sisters under your porch take her home
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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