You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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