My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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