she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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