the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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