doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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