She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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