Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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