singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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