He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
