Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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