she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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