Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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