why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
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