halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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