Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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