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(209): View more from California

I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.

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(905): View more from Toronto

So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises

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(817): View more from Texas

I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out

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(818): View more from California

Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.

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(216): View more from Ohio

She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"

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(845): View more from New York

she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.

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(931): View more from Tennessee

My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.

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(907): View more from Alaska

hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it

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