I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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