Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
YAS. BRING CRAB.
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