do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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