they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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