Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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