you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Randomize
