The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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