How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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