your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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